The Law School Transplant - If you don't find me helpful, hopefully you'll find me at least mildly entertaining.

The buzz in the news today is that our favorite NFL player attention whore tried — and failed — to overdose on pain killers. Perhaps he felt he couldn’t garner enough press looking pathetic and riding his bike on the sidelines during practice. Maybe he thought that if Parcells refused to play him for missing practice — how dare a coach refuse to play someone who misses practice!? — then he’d just show him. I can’t dumb myself down enough to get into Terrell Owens’ vacuous skull and figure out what is (not) going on in there.

I am just sad that Terrell Owens wasn’t more successful. Hopefully this little incident killed his sperm so he can’t procreate and produce more insipid, egomaniacal asshats. Just go away, Terrell.