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Dear Pete (I hope it’s okay if I call you Pete), I just wanted to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed watching your over-ranked, overrated, spoiled brat Trojans get beat by the unranked UCLA Bruins this evening. Although …

So yesterday, my heretofore shitty, unranked football team upset the number 5 team in the nation in a rivalry game everyone expected us to lose. Our highly-touted but slightly disappointing freshman QB came out of the woodwork and threw …

A California judge dismissed Britney Spears’ defamation lawsuit against a weekly celebrity rag because rumors that Britney and K.Fed made a sex tape are not defamatory as a matter of law. The judge told Britney that she had “put …

%*#(@#(@(#!!!! We lost. Again. That makes us 3-4 in our conference. Granted, it’s a tough conference, but last year we finished the regular season with two losses and proceeded to steamroll over our opponents in the conference championship to …

Well, ladies (and apparently gentlemen, too)… after much speculation, it turns out, Doogie Howser, M.D. is, in fact, gay. It undoubtedly breaks many twenty-something women’s hearts, as they swooned over Doogie as little girls. I mean, who can resist …

You know you’ve made it in the blogging world when someone else links to your blog. Lo and behold, E. Spat has linked me. Thanks, E. Spat!

The buzz in the news today is that our favorite NFL player attention whore tried — and failed — to overdose on pain killers. Perhaps he felt he couldn’t garner enough press looking pathetic and riding his bike on …

I have never been a big fan of spinach. Except for the fact that it screwed up my mathematical calculations as to the number of possible combinations of sauce, pasta and meatballs when I went to Olive Garden last …

The creators of the Music Genome Project have introduced Pandora, a free (with registration) Internet music database that allows users to enter a favorite artist. Pandora then creates a playlist of music that it thinks the user will like, …