Baby Phobia.
My dear friend Kim finally had her baby the other day. A couple hours after she got home from the doctor with orders to get ready to go to the hospital for an induction, she went into labor. Clearly, …
Life
Marriage: The World’s Oldest Profession
I am getting to the regrettable point in every young woman’s life where all of her friends are simultaneously married off. I have good reason to think I should expect a barrage of fancily stamped, foiled, embossed and engraved …
What If There Is No Tomorrow? There Wasn’t One Today.
Well, y’all, it’s Groundhog Day. Lucky for us, for the first time in years, both the national groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, and our very own General Beauregard Lee, predicted an early spring. This comes as timely and welcome news, given …
Disorder in the Court!
Well, y’all, I have some news… I got a job! A real, honest-to-goodness, nine-to-five, no naps in the middle of the day, JOB! Today I accepted a one-year clerkship with Judge R. in a relatively decent-sized city down by …
Shameless Plug: Buy My Stuff!
Instead of learning UCC Article 9, I’ve been busy setting up shop over at Etsy this evening: Check out my little Etsy shop. If you want to order Christmas presents, payment has to be received AND clear by December …
Giving Thanks
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! In the spirit of the holiday, here is a non-exhaustive list of things I am thankful for: My family, even though some of them drive me batshit crazy The Boston Terrorists My friends, even though most …
I Mean Really… What Gives?
The freak magnetism continues. I made a quick trip to the grocery store to get a couple of last minute things for Thanksgiving. On my way down an aisle, a guy, probably in his late 30′s or 40′s, starts …
Dazed and Confused
After much procrastination, I finally decided to go to the police station to get fingerprinted for my bar application. I arrived around 1:30, only to be told that a) the officer who takes fingerprints is out to lunch, and …
Flying Freak Show
When I fly alone, I am a freak magnet. Undoubtedly, the weirdest, smelliest and/or most annoying person on any given aircraft will be assigned to sit next to me. And I can see them coming. As the plane fills, …
I Am a Walking Calamity, Part II
Remember how I said a while back that I am a walking calamity? Well, not wanting to let anyone down, I struck again last night. Whilst using a big butcher knife from the dollar store, I managed to hack …
