The Law School Transplant

Well, I am officially retarded, y’all. I missed the motherfucking deadline to take the bar exam on my laptop.
Yes, you read that right. I will be handwriting the essay portion of the bar exam. Six freaking hours of essay goodness to be scrawled out on paper in my pseudo-legible left-handed [...]

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I’m not sure how some of y’all (and you know who you are) are consistently putting in ten hours a day studying for the bar. It is a struggle for me to get in a good eight-hour day, and ten hours turns me into a brain-dead, drooling mess.
On Monday, I diligently studied all day [...]

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Graduation is over, vacation is done, and now it’s time to put my nose to the grindstone for that Last Big Test. The State Bar finally issued my certification, my transcripts are ordered and my fees have been paid. Now all I have to do is pass the fucking thing, because God knows [...]

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Bar Application Fee: $300
Cashier’s Check Fee: $8
Motor Vehicle Report: $7
Fingerprinting at the Police Station: $12
Floppy Disks: $3.41
Express Mail Postage: $14.40
Having my Bar Application finally done: FUCKING PRICELESS.

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After much procrastination, I finally decided to go to the police station to get fingerprinted for my bar application.
I arrived around 1:30, only to be told that a) the officer who takes fingerprints is out to lunch, and b) they don’t take credit or debit cards. So off I went to get cash and kill [...]

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Yesterday the Director of Student Affairs arranged for the Director of a Very Important Group That Lets Me Into the Bar but Not Without a Lot of Hassle to pay a visit to the law school and very clearly and concisely explain how the character and fitness portion of the bar application involves an airing [...]

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