Category Archives: bar (not the drinking kind)
The Mother of All Fuckups.
Well, I am officially retarded, y’all. I missed the motherfucking deadline to take the bar exam on my laptop. Yes, you read that right. I will be handwriting the essay portion of the bar exam. Six freaking hours of essay … Continue reading →
Eight Days a Week
I’m not sure how some of y’all (and you know who you are) are consistently putting in ten hours a day studying for the bar. It is a struggle for me to get in a good eight-hour day, and ten … Continue reading →
A Girl Walks Into a Bar… and Says, "Ouch!"
Graduation is over, vacation is done, and now it’s time to put my nose to the grindstone for that Last Big Test. The State Bar finally issued my certification, my transcripts are ordered and my fees have been paid. Now … Continue reading →
Priceless.
Bar Application Fee: $300 Cashier’s Check Fee: $8 Motor Vehicle Report: $7 Fingerprinting at the Police Station: $12 Floppy Disks: $3.41 Express Mail Postage: $14.40 Having my Bar Application finally done: FUCKING PRICELESS.
Dazed and Confused
After much procrastination, I finally decided to go to the police station to get fingerprinted for my bar application. I arrived around 1:30, only to be told that a) the officer who takes fingerprints is out to lunch, and b) … Continue reading →
Bar None
Yesterday the Director of Student Affairs arranged for the Director of a Very Important Group That Lets Me Into the Bar but Not Without a Lot of Hassle to pay a visit to the law school and very clearly and … Continue reading →