Monthly Archives: December 2006

Falling Off the Turnip Truck

Posted on December 14, 2006 by Law School Transplant

Well, yesterday was my last final. Which means I’m officially 83.3% done with law school and can relax for a couple of weeks before heading into the home stretch. After my brain was thoroughly and completely raped for three straight … Continue reading →

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Dear Classmates,

Posted on December 12, 2006 by Law School Transplant

To those of you who put up away messages such as, “WOW! I am SO GLAD I’m done with finals!” or “Done! Off to drink myself retarded and then pass out in the gutter!” or “YAY! I am done with … Continue reading →

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A Letter to Pete Carroll

Posted on December 3, 2006 by Law School Transplant

Dear Pete (I hope it’s okay if I call you Pete), I just wanted to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed watching your over-ranked, overrated, spoiled brat Trojans get beat by the unranked UCLA Bruins this evening. Although it … Continue reading →

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Priceless.

Posted on December 2, 2006 by Law School Transplant

Bar Application Fee: $300 Cashier’s Check Fee: $8 Motor Vehicle Report: $7 Fingerprinting at the Police Station: $12 Floppy Disks: $3.41 Express Mail Postage: $14.40 Having my Bar Application finally done: FUCKING PRICELESS.

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