The Law School Transplant

Well, yesterday was my last final. Which means I’m officially 83.3% done with law school and can relax for a couple of weeks before heading into the home stretch.
After my brain was thoroughly and completely raped for three straight hours yesterday morning, I headed wearily back to my car in the parking deck. [...]

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To those of you who put up away messages such as, “WOW! I am SO GLAD I’m done with finals!” or “Done! Off to drink myself retarded and then pass out in the gutter!” or “YAY! I am done with finals so I can finally take a shower and catch up on [...]

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Dear Pete (I hope it’s okay if I call you Pete),
I just wanted to let you know that I thoroughly enjoyed watching your over-ranked, overrated, spoiled brat Trojans get beat by the unranked UCLA Bruins this evening. Although it does not take much at this point to distract me from studying for Secured Transactions, [...]

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Bar Application Fee: $300
Cashier’s Check Fee: $8
Motor Vehicle Report: $7
Fingerprinting at the Police Station: $12
Floppy Disks: $3.41
Express Mail Postage: $14.40
Having my Bar Application finally done: FUCKING PRICELESS.

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